Last night, the Dow Jones closed at 48.7k, and the S&P at 6.9k, both reaching new highs. Trump celebrated directly on Truth Social:
"The stock market has set a historical record!!! When will those fake polls acknowledge my economic prowess???"
Those who understand understand, this flavor is too familiar: once Old Trump posts, Wall Street directly experiences Trump Pump 2.0, retail investors rush in, institutions follow, and meme coins celebrate wildly. The Federal Reserve just cut rates by 25bp to assist, and gold and silver have already surged ahead.
Now we just need Old Trump to post one more time saying "Buy Crypto" or "Tariff paused again," and we can directly take off to see 100k dollars, haha.
