In 2025, the 'Trump Effect' turned the market into a jumping monkey. You thought that following the president to buy coins would lead you to the peak of life, but you discovered that he might just be promoting his 'official Meme coin' TRUMP. In the end, your account's volatility curve is even more erratic than his tweets. Congratulations, you have personally participated in a national-level performance art worth 80 billion dollars.
