$BTC ,$ETH ,$SOMI
The Federal Reserve cut interest rates by 25 basis points, and the market went from a wild party to a funeral!
U.S. stocks: first screaming "Daddy, I love you!", then kneeling "Son has been cheated..."
U.S. Dollar: first soft like noodles, then hard as steel: "Come hit me!"
Gold: striking poses dazzling the audience, turned into golden soup with a glare from Powell: "I've melted!"
Bitcoin: excitedly "Going to 100,000!", seeing the dot plot instantly hibernated: "Don't bother me, call me in 2026."
Powell coldly smiled: "Sugar has been given, but don't think about it anymore, I only kneel to data now, not to you all."
The market collectively: Thank you, it was painful.😂😂😂



