Me trying to act like a serious investor in 2026 🤡
Me: “I’ve spent weeks studying ZK rollups, tokenomics, and cross-chain integrations…” 🤓
The market: “Cool story. Here’s $WIF in a new hat and $PNUT the squirrel going viral off one tweet. Up 400% in two hours.” 🐿️🚀
Portfolio reality check:
$SOL: My last hope for a calm, respectable retirement.
$BONK: Zero utility, unlimited dopamine.
$POPCAT: Just a cat making a noise, somehow beating all my ‘high-conviction’ tech plays.
At this point, why read a whitepaper when meme-paper gets better results 📜🐕
Headline: My technical analysis vs a dog in a hat 🎩
#BinanceSquare #WIF #Write2Earn #altcoins #Binance
SOLUSDT
Perp
126.43
-1.18%
BONK
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