Stage 5 Clinger: My Portfolio and the $95k Resistance

The 4 Stages of a Crypto Trader in 2026:

The Optimist: "Bitcoin at $93k? We’re basically at $100k. I’ll just open a small 50x long. What’s the worst that could happen?"

The Realist: "Wait, why is my $DOGE staring at me? And why is my $SOL suddenly acting like it’s 2022 again?"

The "I'm In It For The Tech" Phase: Re-branding my meme coin bag as a 'long-term strategic investment in cultural AI linguistics.'

The Acceptance: Refreshing the Binance app 400 times a minute hoping a 'Year of the Horse' token will finally pay for my groceries.

Current Status: My $BTC is up, my Alts are 'resting,' and my wife still thinks I’m 'working from home' when I’m actually just watching a 1-minute candle fight for its life at the resistance level.

If you didn’t sell at the top, don’t worry—you’re not 'bag holding,' you’re just a Diamond-Handed Legend™ who enjoys the thrill of the dip. Right? ...Right guys?

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