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Son's 3rd birthday. Today.
Custom dinosaur cake on outdoor table. $340. His dream cake.
15 kids coming.
Started lawn robot 30 min before party.
ROBOT MALFUNCTIONED.
Went off path.
Crashed into table.
Cake FELL.
Robot RAN OVER THE CAKE.
Shredded it.
Kept going.
Dinosaur cake DESTROYED.
My 3-year-old watching from window.
SCREAMING.
Guests arriving in 10 minutes.
No time for new cake.
15 kids showed up.
NO BIRTHDAY CAKE.
Bought grocery store cupcakes last minute.
Son crying entire party.
"Where's my dinosaur cake?! Robot broke it!"
Other kids: "Why doesn't he have birthday cake?"
WORST PARTY EVER.
Called company.
"Boundary sensors failed. Keep food away from yard."
TABLE WAS OUTSIDE BOUNDARY!
"Here's $50 coupon."
$50?! You ruined my son's 3rd BIRTHDAY!
@FabricProtocol prevents this.
Open network.
My robot ruins party → ALL robots learn celebration detection via blockchain.
No more destroyed birthdays.
My 3-year-old cried himself to sleep.
Doesn't understand "robot glitch."
Just knows robot destroyed his special day.
He'll remember this forever.
#Fabric #BirthdayFail #Heartbroken
#robo $ROBO
@Fabric Foundation
Custom dinosaur cake on outdoor table. $340. His dream cake.
15 kids coming.
Started lawn robot 30 min before party.
ROBOT MALFUNCTIONED.
Went off path.
Crashed into table.
Cake FELL.
Robot RAN OVER THE CAKE.
Shredded it.
Kept going.
Dinosaur cake DESTROYED.
My 3-year-old watching from window.
SCREAMING.
Guests arriving in 10 minutes.
No time for new cake.
15 kids showed up.
NO BIRTHDAY CAKE.
Bought grocery store cupcakes last minute.
Son crying entire party.
"Where's my dinosaur cake?! Robot broke it!"
Other kids: "Why doesn't he have birthday cake?"
WORST PARTY EVER.
Called company.
"Boundary sensors failed. Keep food away from yard."
TABLE WAS OUTSIDE BOUNDARY!
"Here's $50 coupon."
$50?! You ruined my son's 3rd BIRTHDAY!
@FabricProtocol prevents this.
Open network.
My robot ruins party → ALL robots learn celebration detection via blockchain.
No more destroyed birthdays.
My 3-year-old cried himself to sleep.
Doesn't understand "robot glitch."
Just knows robot destroyed his special day.
He'll remember this forever.
#Fabric #BirthdayFail #Heartbroken
#robo $ROBO
@Fabric Foundation
Lawn Robot Ran Over My 3-Year-Old's Birthday Cake Son's 3rd birthday party. 15 kids coming.
Spent all morning decorating yard.
Custom dinosaur cake on outdoor table: $340. His favorite thing ever.
Started lawn robot 30 minutes before party. Give grass fresh-cut look.
15 Minutes Before Guests Arrive
Robot malfunctioned. Went off programmed path.
Crashed into table.
Cake fell. Robot RAN OVER the cake. Shredded it. Kept going.
$340 custom dinosaur cake destroyed. Icing and cake pieces everywhere.
My 3-year-old watching from window. Started SCREAMING.
The Party Disaster
No time to get new cake. Guests arriving.
15 kids showed up. No birthday cake.
Had to use grocery store cupcakes. My son crying the whole party.
"Where's my dinosaur cake? Robot broke it!"
Other kids asking: "Why doesn't he have birthday cake?"
Worst party ever.
Company Response
"Robot boundary sensors failed. Known glitch. Keep food items away from yard."
The table was OUTSIDE the boundary!
"We'll send $50 coupon for your trouble."
$50 for ruining my son's 3rd birthday?!
@FabricProtocol Difference
Open network. My robot destroys party → All robots learn event/celebration detection via blockchain.
No other kid's birthday ruined.
My Son
He's 3. Doesn't understand "robot glitch."
Only knows: Robot destroyed his special cake.
Cried himself to sleep that night.
Not financial advice. Parent's heartbreak.
#robo $ROBO @Fabric Foundation
Custom dinosaur cake on outdoor table: $340. His favorite thing ever.
Started lawn robot 30 minutes before party. Give grass fresh-cut look.
15 Minutes Before Guests Arrive
Robot malfunctioned. Went off programmed path.
Crashed into table.
Cake fell. Robot RAN OVER the cake. Shredded it. Kept going.
$340 custom dinosaur cake destroyed. Icing and cake pieces everywhere.
My 3-year-old watching from window. Started SCREAMING.
The Party Disaster
No time to get new cake. Guests arriving.
15 kids showed up. No birthday cake.
Had to use grocery store cupcakes. My son crying the whole party.
"Where's my dinosaur cake? Robot broke it!"
Other kids asking: "Why doesn't he have birthday cake?"
Worst party ever.
Company Response
"Robot boundary sensors failed. Known glitch. Keep food items away from yard."
The table was OUTSIDE the boundary!
"We'll send $50 coupon for your trouble."
$50 for ruining my son's 3rd birthday?!
@FabricProtocol Difference
Open network. My robot destroys party → All robots learn event/celebration detection via blockchain.
No other kid's birthday ruined.
My Son
He's 3. Doesn't understand "robot glitch."
Only knows: Robot destroyed his special cake.
Cried himself to sleep that night.
Not financial advice. Parent's heartbreak.
#robo $ROBO @Fabric Foundation
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