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Only 2000U left in my pocket to start playing
Voluntary following, high risk and high return is easy to explode
Make some profits from trading to slowly recover
You are all my benefactors.

$BTC
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The event contract is estimated, right? It's always wrong, a few times it reversed in the last minute, to hell with it, I'm done playing.

$BTC BNB Binance sharpens its sickle for the next generation! Is a children's account about parenting or raising leeks?

Is this financial enlightenment? This is a blatant strategy of 'family-style leeks'—making you personally tie the trading apron on your child and feed them their first bite of contract feed!

Four sentences to break through the window paper:

1. You become an all-weather surveillance probe, and your child turns into a real-name experimental subject—every transfer is naked under your eyelids, beautifully named 'parental supervision,' but in reality, it paves the way for a family-style liquidation.
2. The interface is pruned into a children's electronic cage—only allowing balance viewing, K-line charts, and contract buttons are completely blocked, preventing your elementary school student from evolving overnight into a 'leverage war god.'
3. An automatic feeding financial pigpen—money goes in and automatically accrues interest, how much annualized is not important, the key is to make the child get used to 'Binance brand feed' from a young age, growing up to recognize this flavor.
4. You hold the one-click nuclear explosion switch—does the child want to sneakily buy meme coins? You can instantly freeze the account. The safety card shines brightly, but forgetting the password still leaves the whole family dumbfounded.

To open, just three slaps: 1. You must first have a main account that has been cut. 2. Grab your child's phone and download the 'Binance Children's Version.' 3. Let the child scan the code to bind, and from then on, your family implements the 'financial joint and several liability system.'

Risk Warning: Don’t fantasize about cultivating a Buffett; you might be creating the first generation of 'blockchain gambling monsters.' The first financial action they learn might be to secretly memorize your wallet's recovery phrase.

Mickey's dung theory: Binance's move is like directly laying an irrigation system in the leek field. If you use Binance at ten, can you escape its palm at twenty? This is called 'childhood account binding'—the ultimate moat of the exchange is to make your child learn to shout 'BNB TO THE MOON' from elementary school.

Are you the excited one filling out forms to open accounts, the 'chicken kid pioneer,' or the conservative hiding the phone and cursing 'stay away from my child'?

I wish your child becomes familiar with white papers from a young age and grows up not to be buried by the local dogs.

The content of this article does not constitute investment advice. The crypto circle is crazy, raising children is crazy, and the combination of both crazies may directly lead to sealing the grave.

$ASTER

Brothers, am I done for? What will I do for the rest of my life? It's not easy to have a hope, and this time I am completely bankrupt!

Brothers, am I done for? What will I do for the rest of my life? It's not easy to have a hope, and this time I am completely bankrupt!

$pippin I want to ask, they have already made 5 million and quietly left, can we be empty now?😆

Last 200U, let's duel, dog dealer!!!

Last 200U, let's duel, dog dealer!!!

Just for this fee, I don't want to top up anymore! Actual loss of 33,000 u. The fee is over 1,000 u a day! I'm being played to death! Isn't this top-up a bottomless pit? It’s okay if it blows up because Pippin's schedule has been messed up these days. I'll take a break for a few days, and I won't touch meme and contracts again. I made 6,000 u playing spot. I lost 50,000 u in a few days playing contracts! From now on, I'll only play spot and dollar-cost average BTC. I'll leave for a while, goodbye. I hope to see everyone in the square again 😄#PIPPIN

Binance, you ruined my life, damn your ancestors. Even if you died and were fried in an oil pan, it wouldn't satisfy my hatred; damn your mother. #加密市场回调 $BTC $ETH
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Here we go again, who can stop him····😂😂😂😂

Southerners wear short sleeves in winter, what about you? 😂