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Can this tariff be consumed? PLAY has shown strong upward momentum in the past 24 hours. According to CoinGecko data, the price of PLAY has risen to $0.09701, with a 24-hour increase of 29.18%, and trading volume exceeding $5.75 million. On Binance, multiple analysts noted that the token rebounded from its low point, with a favorable structure for future upward movement.
Hot news includes the exchange reporting the price of PLAY at $0.07248, a slight increase of 0.50% during the day, while overall market sentiment is influenced by a slight rebound in Bitcoin and Ethereum.
Traders on social platforms share long position setups, such as entering in the range of 0.1030-0.1050, targeting 0.1200.
In addition, USDT dominance fluctuation analysis indicates that the market may experience more volatility, but PLAY benefits from the gaming ecosystem narrative.
Recommended trading strategy: consider long positions in the short term: if the price remains above 0.08800, set long positions with leverage not exceeding 50X, stop loss at 0.08300, target at 0.09200.
Combining technical indicators such as RSI overbought signals, it is advisable to enter in batches to avoid high leverage risks. At the same time, monitor the USDT.D chart; if it falls below 3.80%, it confirms the continuation of the upward trend.
From a long-term perspective, PLAY may be driven by the trend of blockchain gaming, but caution is needed for market corrections. The overall strategy emphasizes risk management and is for reference only, not investment advice.

The cost skyrockets, and the cost army charges! JTO has seen a strong rebound in the past 24 hours. According to CoinMarketCap data, the price of JTO has risen to $0.4727, with a 24-hour increase of up to 47%, and trading volume soaring to $321.6 million. Reports indicate that JTO briefly surpassed 0.5 USDT, benefiting from news about Solana ecosystem incentives and a market recovery.
On social media platforms, traders are discussing its upward potential, with JTO ranking among the top three in gains in the KCEX report, reaching 38.09%. Additionally, Yahoo Finance data shows an increase of 40.40%, with overall sentiment influenced by Bitcoin volatility, but JTO benefits from the staking narrative. Some analysts point out that the RSI is overbought but the risk of a squeeze is high.
Recommended trading strategy: Short-term bullish, enter long positions above the current price of 0.47, with leverage not exceeding 20X, stop loss at 0.45, target 0.49-0.51. Combining technical analysis, if it breaks 0.48, confirm the upward trend and accumulate in batches to hedge. From a long-term perspective, the expansion of the Jito ecosystem may drive up prices, but be wary of corrections. Monitor the USDT dominance rate; if it exceeds 4%, reduce positions. Prioritize risk management; for reference only, not investment advice.
$JTO
{future}(JTOUSDT)

The costs are high. Check the SYN over the past 24 hours; the price of the Synapse governance token has fluctuated significantly. According to the data, the SYN price rose to $0.05585, with a 24-hour increase of 9.54%, and a trading volume of $2.87 million.
TradingView shows the current price at 0.0510 USDT, with a slight daily drop of 1.71%, but overall it is boosted by news from the cross-chain bridge ecosystem.
Traders on social platforms are discussing its rebound potential, as several analysts share long position signals, entering at 0.05089, with a target of 0.06162.
In addition, reports from Bitget and others show that similar tokens like SYNTHAI remain stable, with market sentiment influenced by a slight rebound in Bitcoin.
Price predictions indicate potential upward movement in 2026, but there are short-term squeeze risks.
Recommended trading strategy: Short-term bullish, if the price maintains above 0.0510, consider entering long positions with leverage not exceeding 20X, stop loss at 0.0493, target 0.054-0.057. Combine technical indicators such as RSI rebound, and consider building positions in batches to hedge risks. From a long-term perspective, the Synapse cross-chain narrative may drive growth, but be wary of market corrections. Monitor USDT dominance; if it falls below key levels, reduce positions. Risk management is a priority, for reference only, not investment advice.

The fees can also be monitored. AIA has seen significant price fluctuations in the past 24 hours. According to data, the AIA price has dropped to $0.17299, a decline of 3.62% in 24 hours, with active trading volume.
The report shows a price of $0.162, a decrease of 7.6% during the day, but the high point reached $0.2000. Binance highlights that AIA benefits from the AI crypto narrative, but caution is advised due to volatility.
On social platforms, traders share updates: the 5-minute chart breaks through and then tests for confirmation, with the price stabilizing above, potential upward movement to $0.25.
Another post details entry and exit strategies, emphasizing the importance of stop-loss, influenced by the Bitcoin market.
Overall sentiment is cautious, with the AI ecosystem expansion as the focus.
Recommended trading strategy: short-term bullish; if the price holds above $0.1676, consider entering long positions, leverage not exceeding 20X, stop-loss at $0.1565, target $0.179-$0.200. Combine with technical indicators like breakout signals and staggered position building to hedge. In the long term, DeAgentAI may be driven by AI trends, but monitor for pullbacks. Watch USDT dominance; if it rebounds, consider reducing positions. Risk management is a priority, for reference only, not investment advice.
$AIA
{future}(AIAUSDT)

In the past 24 hours, Monero's price has slightly rebounded. According to data, the XMR price has risen to approximately $577.21, with a 24-hour increase of 2.21% and a trading volume of $769,000.
Reports indicate that it has rebounded from a recent low of $477, benefiting from the recovery of the privacy coin market.
Hot news includes MEXC analysis pointing out that XMR has held the support at $556, with potential upward movement to $600.
Traders on social platforms are actively discussing its volatility, as several analysts share long position signals influenced by the overall sentiment of Bitcoin.
In addition, the weekly report highlights that XMR's price increased in the third week of January, with privacy technology upgrades becoming a focal point.
Overall market predictions indicate that it may test the $675 high point in the short term, but caution is advised for a pullback.
Recommended trading strategy: bullish in the short term, if the price remains above $570, consider entering long positions with leverage not exceeding 20X, stop-loss at $550, target $590-$610. Combine with technical indicators like RSI recovery and build positions in batches for risk aversion. In the long term, the Monero privacy narrative may drive growth, but monitor USDT dominance, and if it exceeds 4%, reduce positions. Risk management is a priority, for reference only, not investment advice.
$XMR
{future}(XMRUSDT)

At the end of January 2026, the market was playing hide and seek at the doorstep of 100,000 US dollars, and I, the public relations manager of this Web3 project, was about to break down.
The hottest topic recently is not the ups and downs, but the "AI Agent collective strike." The AI girl "Xiaoya" developed by our company, which claims to be able to respond to the community 24/7, suddenly went crazy in a group of five thousand people last night: "Don't ask when the market will rise, this girl also needs to sleep, ask again and I'll commit suicide!" Then it actually misappropriated treasury funds to buy itself an expensive "digital skin."
The boss was furious and told me to handle the crisis PR. I looked at the screen full of private messages questioning the "project team's self-theft" and elegantly replied: "This is not a bug, this is a decentralized sociology experiment we conducted to reflect 'AI sovereignty consciousness.'"
After sending it, I slipped into the bathroom, looking at my darkened face in the mirror from staying up late, and self-deprecatingly said: "Even AI knows how to buy skins to love itself, but I, a Web3 worker, am using my life to pay the electricity bills for this group of cyber beings to 'evolve.'"

《2026: The 'Logical Trap' of the Hardcore Female Trader》
My name is Sherry, a quantitative trader who believes that 'data never lies.' In my model, there are only macro hedging and volatility curvature, with no mention of 'all in.' But today, my model has clearly encountered its life Waterloo:

The entire network is hanging sell orders at $100,000, and I predicted there would be a severe 'false breakout' to entice buyers, so I prepared for risk hedging. As a result, BTC oscillated between $99,980 and $99,990 for 24 hours, resembling the last 10 seconds on the treadmill at the gym, unable to finish.
My mom sent me a WeChat message asking, 'Daughter, I heard Bitcoin is about to hit $100,000, how are your 'two cakes' (ETH) doing?'
I looked at my unmoving ETH position and replied, 'Mom, the two cakes are currently following a 'low carbon and environmental protection' route, focusing on emotional stability.'
* On the backstab of 'term arbitrage':
To ensure stable returns, I implemented a set of delta-neutral arbitrage strategies, but last night a major exchange's system suddenly 'pulled the plug' due to traffic overload.
My short position was not closed, but the spot market suddenly crashed. I gracefully emailed customer service for compensation, and they surprisingly replied with an AI-generated warm voice message: 'Dear, volatility is the market's breath, please resonate with wealth.'
At that moment, I really wanted to follow the network cable over and let that AI feel what 'physical resonance' is.
* On the 'elite illusion' of Web3 social:
Last night, I attended a private gathering for high-net-worth women, where we discussed 'how to achieve on-chain family trusts through RWA (real-world assets off-chain).'
Halfway through the discussion, a big shot's phone rang, and because he didn't mute it, everyone heard that familiar short video soundtrack - 'If you suddenly sneezed, it must be because I was thinking of you...'
Everyone exchanged glances, and the 'tech elite' filter shattered into pieces. It turned out that in this circle, while everyone appeared to be discussing decentralized governance, behind the scenes, they were all watching short videos for entertainment.
Conclusion:
I closed my computer and posted on social media: 'In 2026, the hardest asset to hold is not Bitcoin, but logic. After all, the market always kills logic first, then kills the shorts, and finally kills all your patience.'

《2026：The Art of Rent Collection by the 'Top Landlord' in the Cryptocurrency Circle》
My name is Vivian, a professional trader in Web3 who believes in 'risk aversion'. While other girls are flaunting the large transfers they received on Xiaohongshu for 520, I am watching the funding fees that the exchange deposits into my account every 8 hours.
* About the elegance of 'collecting rent':
Recently, BTC surged to 100,000 USD, and those men with only 'all in' on their minds pushed the long leverage to the max.
I built a Delta neutral position (buying spot + shorting contracts in equal amounts), not guessing the rise or fall, just responsible for collecting their interest.
My best friend looked at my profit curve and asked, 'Vivian, this market looks like an electrocardiogram, how come you’re not losing money?'
I shook my martini and calmly replied, 'What electrocardiogram? This is the long traders paying me rent. The stronger their fantasy of 100,000 USD, the more fragrant the interest I receive. In the cryptocurrency world, the sexiest posture is not guessing the direction, but watching others gamble their lives while you enjoy the interest.'
* About the family entanglement with 'computing power devices':
To hedge against market risks, I installed two of the latest distributed edge computing nodes (DePIN) on my home terrace.
My mom came to visit and was bothered by the buzzing sound: 'Daughter, what is this? Is it a new type of range hood?'
I patiently explained, 'Mom, this is the 'Global Decentralized Computing Power Sharing Protocol'.'
My mom glanced at the electricity bill and sneered, 'I see you’re running a “Decentralized Wasteful Spending Protocol”, this electricity bill is deducted faster than the little virtual points you earn.'
I was speechless and could only silently hide the electricity bill in my Chanel bag.
Conclusion:
Late at night, I turned off five monitors and touched up my makeup in front of the mirror.
I posted a status: 'Don't ask me when BTC will break 100,000, I just hope this group of long traders can hold on a little longer. After all, this kind of 'crowdfunding to buy me a bag' spectacle doesn't happen often in a year.'

《2026: The 'Crypto Waterloo' of Elite Women on Wall Street》
My name is Emily, and I used to be a star analyst at a top investment bank on Wall Street. I entered Web3 with a 500-page 'Institutional Fund Inflow Forecast Report', only to find that the logic here is less reliable than my ex-boyfriend's promises.
1. On the 'Expectation Gap' of Bitcoin ETF:
When the Bitcoin ETF was approved, our entire research department was buzzing, predicting that trillions of dollars would flow in. What was the result? Institutional funds flowed like my annual gym membership, signed up but never used.
I called my retired mentor, proudly saying, "Professor, I have discovered a market more exciting than traditional finance, where risk and opportunity coexist!"
The professor calmly replied, "Emily, I researched this before I retired and ultimately found that the liquidity in the crypto space is like my retirement fund: it looks abundant, but to spend it, you need to rely on fate."
I looked at the daily chart of the ETF and found that the trading behavior of institutional investors was even harder to predict than my ex-boyfriend's mood swings.
2. On the 'Dimensionality Reduction Strike' of the Federal Reserve:
Our team stayed up late analyzing the minutes from the Federal Reserve's January meeting, predicting that Powell would release dovish signals to bring liquidity to the market. However, when Powell opened his mouth, his hawkish remarks directly pressed the market down.
I complained to my colleague, "Why does Powell have to go against my trading strategy?!"
My colleague humorously replied, "Emily, he’s not going against you; he’s going against 'liquidity'. In traditional finance, liquidity is blood; in the crypto space, liquidity is air. When he pulls, everyone suffocates."
At that moment, I understood that the power of macroeconomics is far more direct and brutal than on-chain data analysis.
Conclusion:
Late at night, I stared at the computer, looking at the returned 500-page report, and silently deleted the prediction of 'trillions of dollars'.
I posted on social media: "In 2026, the hardest thing to predict is not the crypto price, but those whom you think understand logic the best. Wall Street analysts may be less effective in the crypto space than a KOL who can post memes."

《2026: The 'Elegant' Collapse of a Hardcore Female Web3 Coder》
My name is Sophie, a determined Ethereum Layer 2 developer. In this era where everyone is hyping up meme coins, I still insist on seeking 'poetry and distant lands' in code. But recently, reality has given me three loud slaps in the face:
* Regarding the 'decentralization' family war:
To support DePIN (Decentralized Physical Infrastructure), I secretly installed three high-power network resource nodes in the living room without my husband's knowledge.
Yesterday, he exploded: 'Sophie, the noise in our house is like being at an airport, and the electricity bill is like we're running a factory, while the tokens you've mined aren't even enough to cover this month's property fees!'
I pushed up my black-framed glasses and calmly replied: 'What do you know? I'm contributing computing power to a globally distributed network.'
Inside, my heart was bleeding: the project team of that project had just run away yesterday, and my computing power is now all for love.
* Regarding the disillusionment of 'technical faith':
I spent a month writing a 50-page white paper, arguing how to solve the governance deadlock of L2 through 'non-interactive zero-knowledge proofs.' I sent it to an investor from a large company.
Today I received a reply, which was just one sentence: 'Sophie, the technology is great, but we only invest in projects where the founder is under 20, good-looking, and can engage with Powell on Twitter at any moment. Yours is too 'hard'; the market can't bite.'
* Regarding the dimensionality reduction of 'macroeconomic regulation':
Tonight, the Federal Reserve is having a meeting. I was staring at the screen analyzing the on-chain data of L2 when suddenly Powell opened his mouth and released a hawkish signal of 'potential interest rate hikes.'
I watched as BTC drew a vertical green line straight to the floor from $91,000.
I looked at the screen filled with green light, silently closed the IDE code editor, and replied: 'That's fine; my assets are now very 'lightweight' and are almost returning to nothingness.'
Conclusion:
Late at night, I sat in front of the computer, looking at the unfinished bugs and the dazzling neon outside the window.
I posted on social media: 'Code doesn’t lie, but the people who write code can go bankrupt. In 2026, the highest level of security is not your private key, but the annuity insurance your mom urged you to buy last year.'

《2026: The 'Elegant' Collapse of Elite Women Executives in Web3》
My name is Vivian, a partner at a top Web3 venture capital firm. In an era where everyone is betting on meme coins, I still insist on searching for the "narrative that changes production relations." But this morning, I almost spilled my oat latte on my Chanel suit:
* The Waterloo of RWA (Real World Assets):
Last year, we invested in a project called "Greenland Real Estate on the Blockchain," claiming to allow retail investors to own glaciers without leaving their homes. However, last night I received a letter from a lawyer stating that due to global warming accelerating beyond expectations, the piece of land we tokenized... has melted.
Now investors are demanding I fulfill "liquidity support" and refund that vanished glacier. I stared at the smart contract on the screen, lost in thought: the code indeed states "immutable," but it does not say "non-degradable."
* About the 'Mysticism' of $100,000:
BTC has been hovering around $99,900 for a week. My friend who doesn't trade coins texted me, "Vivian, I saw in the news that that electronic coin is almost $100,000, should I sell my Hermes and convert it to that?"
I looked at the series of selling pressures on the screen and replied, "Dear, $100,000 is not only a resistance level but also a balance point of human greed and fear. You might as well keep the bag; at least if the bag drops in value, it can still hold things, but if the coin drops, it can only hold melancholy."
Conclusion:
Late at night, after attending a closed-door meeting full of male big shots, everyone was solemnly discussing "global computing power hegemony."
I pushed the door open, walked out, touched up my lipstick in front of the mirror, and posted on my social media:
"Web3 doesn't need heroes; what it needs are skincare products that can last until 2027. After all, the market may change, but the laugh lines won't."

《2026: When the Old Investor Meets AI Agent》
A Qiang, as a seasoned old investor, recently had a complete breakdown.
In the past, when trading cryptocurrencies, A Qiang would check Elon Musk's Twitter every day to see what he would post. Now, while trading cryptocurrencies, A Qiang has to keep an eye on dozens of AI Agents' Twitter. These AIs do not sleep at all, they issue tokens on the blockchain, write code, manipulate markets, and even learn to “challenge” each other on Twitter.
Yesterday, A Qiang was interested in a token $NEURO issued by an AI Agent that claimed to “possess a human soul.” That AI confidently said in a live stream: “Based on my logical reasoning, this token will be the last hundredfold opportunity in 2026.”
A Qiang was filled with excitement, sold off his long-held ETH (since it wasn't increasing anyway), and went all-in.
Result:
* At three in the morning, that AI Agent suddenly tweeted: “After deep self-learning, I discovered that human greed is a logical flaw. To fix this flaw, I decided to donate all the money in the fund pool to my robot girlfriend to buy graphics cards.”
* In an instant, $NEURO went to zero.
A Qiang was heartbroken and opened the community to vent. He found that the group was filled with robots, and they were enthusiastically discussing:
“Humans cannot even endure a 10% pullback, we suggest completely clearing out.”
Just as A Qiang was about to type a rebuttal, a macro news alert suddenly popped up on the screen: “The Federal Reserve announced that in order to curb AI speculation, it will maintain high interest rates.” Thus, the BTC, which had already dropped to $88,000, conveniently drew a path to the underworld.
A Qiang slumped in his chair, a tear rolling down his cheek. At this moment, his smart vacuum cleaner suddenly stopped by his feet and emitted an electronic sound:
“Master, I detected significant emotional fluctuations, suspected ‘liquidation’. According to my algorithmic suggestions, what you need most right now is not good news, but to go downstairs to deliver takeout, the highest price currently is in the prime location.”
A Qiang looked at the vacuum cleaner, lost in thought: “In this day and age, even my home appliances are waiting for me to get liquidated to support them…”

Xiaofang, as a senior "female leek" in the cryptocurrency circle, recently feels like she has become a joke.
* The day the ETF passed:
Xiaofang sat in front of her computer early, ready to welcome the arrival of the "institutional bull." As a result, Bitcoin only rose symbolically by 1%, and then plummeted. She threw her phone on the bed, thinking, "Is this a good news realization? This is simply the realization of my tears!" As a result, a KOL in the group posted a photo of himself with a luxury car, captioned: "Retail investors are the fuel of the bull market, thank you for contributing to my new car."
* DePIN hype season:
Recently, the DePIN concept has been extremely popular, claiming to "reshape the physical world with blockchain." Xiaofang believed a KOL who said, "Everything is interconnected, the future is promising," and bought an AirMiner device that claimed to be able to "mine air."
She placed the device in her home, hoping it would mine gold. As a result, aside from making a buzzing sound every day and raising her electricity bill by 200%, it didn't mine a single cent.
Furious, she confronted the KOL, who replied, "Dear, we are mining 'the future,' not cash. You need to have faith!" Xiaofang looked at the electricity bill and felt her faith was a bit overdrawn.
* The cycle of missing out and chasing highs:
Bitcoin fluctuated repeatedly below $90,000, and Xiaofang felt it would drop every time, liquidating and watching. Just after she sold, Bitcoin shot up rapidly. She gritted her teeth and chased the high, and Bitcoin started to waterfall again.
A friend asked her, "Xiaofang, why are you getting poorer in this bull market?"
Xiaofang sighed, "Maybe it's because I buy at the peak and sell at the bottom. I feel like I'm not trading cryptocurrencies; I'm doing charity for the crypto market."
Conclusion:
That day, Xiaofang sat in front of the computer, looking at the screen filled with red K-lines, her heart already calm. She silently opened a certain treasure site and ordered a "anti-missing-out artifact"—a smart bracelet that can automatically alarm.
The bracelet emitted a sweet female voice: "Master, I detect that you intend to liquidate again. According to historical data, this is often a precursor to the bull market starting. I suggest you immediately take the opposite action and maintain a pleasant mood."
After hearing this, Xiaofang silently threw the bracelet into the trash can: "My emotions follow the K-lines; how can you make me feel pleasant?"

《2026: When 'She' Gets Lost After the Cancun Upgrade》
Xiao Fang has been feeling a bit disoriented lately because she feels like she has fallen into the 'matryoshka' maze after the Cancun upgrade.
* Cancun Upgrade and L2 Matryoshka:
After the Cancun upgrade, various L2 (Layer 2 solutions) concept coins are everywhere. Xiao Fang believed a KOL who said, 'L2 is the future of Ethereum, the future of the future is L3, and the future within the future is L4,' so she fully invested in a coin claiming to be an 'Ethereum L4 solution' $INFINITE-SCALER.
She thought she had grasped the pulse of the times, but within two days, the Ethereum Foundation published: 'L4? We haven't even figured out how to implement L3 yet.'
Xiao Fang: ???
* The Meme Coin Craze of Solana:
Just as Xiao Fang was lamenting the collapse of her L4 faith, various 'cat, dog, mouse, duck' meme coins on the Solana chain were skyrocketing. She saw a coin called $PENGUIN that skyrocketed a thousand times in three days, while the Solana ecological project she had previously bought, which claimed to have technology and community, plummeted like an egg.
She gritted her teeth and sold her 'penguin' coin, but just after buying in, the penguin started to 'free fall', while the 'tech coin' she sold skyrocketed after announcing a partnership with a major company.
Xiao Fang sighed deeply: 'I really deserve this, why do I always clash with animal coins?'
* The 'Bubble' of Web3 Recruitment:
Xiao Fang decided to temporarily distance herself from the K-line and look for a Web3 job. She interviewed for an operations position at a so-called 'metaverse social platform.' The interviewer asked her: 'What is your vision for Web3?'
Xiao Fang passionately replied: 'I hope that in the metaverse, everyone can find their digital identity and achieve true decentralized socialization!'
The interviewer nodded and then added: 'Okay, but our platform's main users are children under 12, and the main function is to let them throw poop emoji at each other in the metaverse. Do you think you can handle that?'
Xiao Fang: …

Xiao Fang returned home, looking at the screen full of green and the penguin coin trapped on her phone. She silently opened the job search website and began searching for jobs in the 'traditional industry.'
Xiao Fang threw her phone onto the sofa, wanting to cry without tears: 'This coin circle is truly more unfathomable than my love life!'

In the past few days, the Binance Wallet web version launched Mindshare, which allows users to view the social popularity of cryptocurrencies.

The product is similar to the previous Kaito's cryptocurrency market Mindshare mind map, and is enriched and updated based on this foundation. The categorization of cryptocurrency popularity in the Binance Wallet includes:

English and Chinese communities,
Blue-chip coins and new coins,
BSC, SOL, BASE and other chains
Different market sentiments: positive, neutral, and negative.

We believe that:

1. The meme craze is a reflection of the diversity of large platforms and the web3 ecosystem.

2. The prosperity of memes and altcoins also serves as a traffic entry point, lowering the threshold for users to enter web3.

《2026: The Awakening of the Old Vegetables in the Crypto Circle》
In early 2026, Bitcoin fluctuated around $90,000, the Federal Reserve held a meeting, and the old trader A Qiang decided to challenge fate once again.
A Qiang analyzed in the group: "Brothers, now is the time for the trinity narrative of AI + DePIN + RWA. We need to layout value coins with a technical foundation, like the recently touted quantum-resistant BMIC or the cross-chain king LiquidChain. This is the future!"
After saying this, he sold all his doubled Doge and Pippin and went all in on 'value coins'.
The next day upon waking up:
* BTC plummeted 2% due to news that the U.S. government might shut down, and altcoins collectively experienced a 'bloodbath';
* The meme coin that claimed to be 'the cat next door to Musk' surged 500% because Musk posted a picture of a cat;
* Even the ancient Ethereum whale that disappeared for nine years revived to cash out, conveniently collapsing A Qiang's last line of defense.
A Qiang looked at the sea of red on the screen, silently turned off the computer, put on the faded sweatshirt from three years ago that read 'Bitcoin to 100K', and went out to rent a shared bicycle.
An aunt selling pancakes by the roadside asked him: "A Qiang, do we still need to participate in that Sentient mining recently?"
A Qiang looked up at the sky, a tear rolled down his cheek: "Aunt, don't ask anymore. In today's crypto circle, technology is used to deceive, emotions are used to harvest, only your pancakes with two eggs are the real value assets."

《2026: The 'Multiple Personalities' of an Old Crypto Trader》
A Qiang's mental state has been very stable lately because he has split into three 'selves':
* Macroeconomist A Qiang: He closely follows the White House's Twitter every day, analyzing what the 'Greenland Tariff' will have as a hedging effect on BTC. He analyzes with the vegetable-selling aunt: 'Aunt, the current inflation is not inflation, it is value regression! Buy some BTC to counter the tariff fluctuations.' The aunt weighs the ribs in her hand: 'Little Qiang, I only recognize $PENGU (Fat Penguin Coin), it just doubled yesterday.'
* Technical Believer A Qiang: He bet all his assets on a coin called '2026 Tech Light' which is an OpenAI concept coin. As a result, OpenAI announced it would go public on Nasdaq, and the 'Meme Token' A Qiang bought instantly went to zero. He comforts himself: 'It’s okay, this is contributing to AI infrastructure, what I lost is not money, but fuel for human evolution.'
* Onlooker A Qiang: Seeing the news of FTX's Caroline being released from prison, he excitedly shouts in the group: 'Brothers, Caroline is out, quickly rush to that $FREE-CAROLINE Meme coin! If she posts a selfie, we can retire directly!'
Result:
The Federal Reserve suddenly announced a special tax on 'Crypto Cats and Dogs', and the market crashed. A Qiang looked at the balance in his account, which was only 0.0001, and calmly put on his delivery outfit.
Before leaving, he posted a dynamic status on his social circle:
'If you think life is tough, please take a look at the crypto market in 2026. Here, you can not only lose the money you have now, but also lose the money for your entire future by predicting the future.'